Corky St. Clair is
the master director, producer and writer of
"Red, White & Blaine." He is waiting
for agent Mort Guffman to travel from New York to
Blaine, MO to experience his grand production...
Dr. Allan Pearl is
a dentist who trades his drill for a taste of show
business and will never be the same...
Ron and Sheila Albertson are travel agents
who hope that "Red, White and Blaine" will
propel them both to Hollywood...
Dairy Queen counter girl Libby Mae Brown
wins over director Corky St. Clair with her audition
performance of "Teacher's Pet."
High school music teacher Lloyd Miller is
silently steaming about the town's choice of Corky
St. Clair as the director of "Red, White and
Blaine."
Clifford Wooley is a retired taxidermist who
Corky casts as the play's narrator.
Johnny Savage is the good-looking local
mechanic, persuaded by Corky to join the cast of
"Red, White and Blaine."